Wednesday, September 5, 2007

but i love him....


i can't do it anymore. i just feel like i'm keeping this dirty little secret.i met him at the laundry matt. there he was, in a dryer, all alone. his name is sock. i know i said i would never date another article of clothing again. but this is different, sock is awesome..nothing matches him. he is so funny sweet and super smart too!he is nothing like anyone i have ever met before. he so kind and cuddles like crazy. you'll see when you meet him.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

black as soot

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Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when
I shake 'ands with you
Or blow me a kiss
And that's lucky too

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Paisley does the bird


"Researchers note that subject demonstrates articulate use of but one proximal digit"

Thursday, July 12, 2007

the dishes are done



and we totally had fun, like it or not

happy trails



r.i.p. volvo hatchback
gone but not forgotten

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

GOING FOR THE CORNHOLE...what bearded men do in the desert..


The desert, a strange and lonely place. But get a few folks and brews together, and next thing ya know; everyones chuckin for the cornhole. Here we see the champion cornholer being challenged. I knew I was out gunned and inexperienced, but deep in my heart, knew i could get my beans in the hole. It was a long and arguious battle, and in the end, although close, I was bested. Oh well, aleast at the end of the day, I can walk away and proudly say " I nailed my first cornhole.." DirtyJack

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

better safe than sorry..bullshit!


here lies photographic proof that you can be safe AND sorry at the same time. where be the rest of our anomalous crew? having more than ever..duh.

improvise

love at first bite

boo!

ack, so bad! couldn't help it

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Friday, June 22, 2007

told you




all my friends are rad

Thursday, June 21, 2007

left-handed high kicker

easter island

a master of bad ideas and the related imminent disasters distinguishes this hooded miscreant. she cleans up real nice but don't be fooled by the 'nice girl' façade -- you know better than that.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

big feet taking big steps

oh, were you not there?



for heather's birthday I took pictures of everyone at her party. and I peer pressured the girls to let me take pics of their tits. and they did! (I'm a svengali like that... you should see my ass pictures.) anyway, whoever this rack belongs to gets a 10.